Wife is like TV
Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV
Go out bring HP
No money sell TV
Got money change HP
Sometimes enjoy TV
But most of the time play with HP
TV free for life
But HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old
But handphone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable
But for HP is high and often demanding
Most important, TV got remote..
HP don't have..
Last but not least...
TV wont get virus
But HP yes, can caught with virus
once kena terus knocked-out, so better choose TV..